Smift Edit Meaning

1. When you try to poot, but instead a poop comes out. A shart. Samantha: Dang, I thought I had a huge poot coming, but then I sharted. ..

1. v. to smoke an excessive amount, usually in a Baltimore parking garage, and go to an Orioles game 1. I just got some (see get some) and..

1. Being the biggest fucking complete jack ass ever.Being arrogant and cocky in an annoying fashion. Josh Vella says that Matt Vella isn&a..