Smike

What is Smike?


1.

In late 2008/early 2009, the East Coast McDonalds of the North Shore became the birthplace of the act we now know as 'smiking'.

To smike is to congregate at a common place of gathering such as a parking lot, gas station or even a local park, at indecent hours of the morning and smoke whilst talking about things ranging from girls, games, highschool nostalgia, drugsand cars.

Notable smikers include the Bitchin' Lee and Woljin. Smikers are predominantly male but there have been cases noted where a smike-participant (ie: smiker) was female.

a: let's smike

b: nah, already had shower and in pjs

a: well fuck you too

See smiking, smoke, habit

2.

another word for bludgeon or beat.

i tried to smike that girl by thwaping her in the face with my errection, but i guess i wasn't hard enough...

See smike, thwap, erection, beat, bludgeon, face, shit, on, a, tarp

3.

A derogatory term to describe a tall poor white gorky skinny male. The origins come from the popular 19th century Charles Dickens novel Nicholas Nickelby.

That boy is some smike. Look at how bruck down his clothes are.

4.

To hit someone with a microphone so violently, they are soon murdered.

And so God smikered the small village of Mir for placing onions on his burger. He does not care for onions.

See smike, microphone

5.

A person's left nostril.

Put that in your SMIKE and poke it!!


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