Smiles

What is Smiles?


1.

A bar game usually practiced amongst members of the armed services while travelling abroad. It is where a female barmaid is positioned underneath a table where men are playing cards and drinking. When she selects a patron to perform oral sex upon, the resulting 'smile' is indicated in the patron's expression of exuberance, which obligates him to purchase the rest of the male members a round of drinks.

"Hey, cuz, remember when we were playing that game of smiles in that Filipino bar?" Man, what a game face you had on that night!"

See drunk face, fellatio

2.

The Best Potato snack ever made

Man you want to eat some smiles?

Hell Yeah

See smileys, french fries, smile, potato, fries

3.

A side effect some ecstasy users experience where they can't stop smiling whilst high on the drug.

Can also used to determine how experienced an ecstasy user is.

1) "Hey man, these pingers are great, I've got the smiles already!"

2) A - Man, Dave is a complete noob with ecstasy...

B - How can you tell?

A - Look at him man, he always cracks the smiles... It's so obvious!

4.

Instead of the usual :), it is a more elegant way of smiling.

Used in online games.

Player1: Stop it!!! Youre killing my char!!!

Player2:(smiles)

See Gabriel


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