Smilf Edit Meaning

1.

soccer mom i'd like to fuck

Mrs. Hurley is a smilf

See Frank

2.

a stepmother i would like to fuck

dude your stepmom is a smilf

See joe

3.

Soccer-Mother-I'd-Like to Fuck

Look at sallys mom on the sideline.. Man I'd like to $#@# her..

4.

single-mother-i'd-like-to-fuck

Miss Hurly is a smilf

See jimbo

5.

"Soccer Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck"

A woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse. The SMILF's natural habitat is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. SMILF offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., Madison, Parker, Walker, Taylor, Quinn).

Other common SMILF affiliations include, but are not limited to: Range Rover, Whole Foods, Nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), Rice Krispy treats, Juicy Couturesweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, college degrees, Oprah, Meredith Vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals.

Woah, Hudson, your mom is a total SMILF, bruh!

See milf, dilf, silf, hot, hott, sex, bangin, fuck

6.

Step-mother I'd like (to) fuck. Usually named Danneel, and fun-sized.

Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: My Smilf senses are tingling! *John then leeps into action*

See petite, cute, hot, brunette, smokin

7.

Straight Man I'd Like to Fuck. Used primarily by gay men for fantasy purposes.

Andrew: Kevin is such a smilf; I wish he were gay.

See gay, milf, homosexual, fag, queer, fuck, sex