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When a guy with the green apple splatters goes to a girl's house, fucks her and leaves bacon strips on her sheets. The next morning..
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A bad dream involving Barack Obama.
Q Why do black people have nightobamares?
A: Cause the last black person who had a dream got shot!..
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a female friend of gay men; more specifically bears, cubs and the like.
She's not a faghag, she's a goldielocks.
See goldiel..