Smiling Neapolitan

What is Smiling Neapolitan?


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This act is both a culinary and sexual delight. Generally starts with an Italian meal, then flourishes into a maddening sexual encounter. As it progresses the woman suggests desert, (Neapolitan ice cream) the bar of ice cream is carefully placed between the woman’s legs (pink side up) for obvious reasons. Pink represent the vagina, white the taint, and chocolate represent the anus. At which time the man eats hardily until the woman smiles with unmistakable conviction.

After dinner I gave Sara a smiling Neapolitan for desert

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