Smilvation

What is Smilvation?


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Salvation achieved by meeting a (super) MILF. It's not necessary to actually conversate with the (super) milf: if she's stunning enough, a simple gance be sufficient for a smilvation.

A: Man, I feel so alive again!

B: What happened?

A: I saw your mother this morning, and I had this incredible smilvation!

See milf, smilf, mother, mum, salvation


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