What is Smilvation?
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Salvation achieved by meeting a (super) MILF. It's not necessary to actually conversate with the (super) milf: if she's stunning enough, a simple gance be sufficient for a smilvation.
A: Man, I feel so alive again!
B: What happened?
A: I saw your mother this morning, and I had this incredible smilvation!
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The most insulting body part a man can offer to feed a woman.
"Hey baby, how about a big salty bite of my vaseline burrito?"
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