What is Smimy?
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a particularly large, disgusting looking piece/portion of roadkill, usually squirrels but also including dogs, deer, rabbits, spare tires (if they are covered in blood), chipmunks, rodents, hairy animals, or celebrities, with lots of blood.
Holy piss, that was the biggest smimy I have ever seen! Turn around so we can take a picture of it!!
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A heterosexual man with a large penis who makes this fact known. A general badass.
Matt, you are a straight shootin' pipe swinger!..
