Sminter!

What is Sminter!?


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A women with a gorgeous body but has a terrible face! Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch!

"O my god dave look at that ass"

She then turns around!

"o my god dave look at her face"

"i kno mate shes a bloody sminter"


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