What is Smirf?
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When a male uses his penial organ to brutally slap some bitch in the face.
"Take that you dirty slut! I just smirfed you and your sister in the eye!"
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To attack with affection.
You are so cute that I'm going to smirf you.
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(Language: Canadian) Single Mom I'd Rail For Sure
"She is a SMIRF" or "hey, check out that SMIRF".
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someone who's had their heart broken.
not the one breaking someones heart but the person having their heart broken.
I'm not ..
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the opposite of fantastic, but a lot more cheery than saying somethings sucks.
i failed my regions, thats fucking queeftastic.
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