Smirf

What is Smirf?

When a male uses his penial organ to brutally slap some bitch in the face.

"Take that you dirty slut! I just smirfed you and your sister in the eye!"

To attack with affection.

You are so cute that I'm going to smirf you.

See hug, kiss, affection, love, glomp

(Language: Canadian) Single Mom I'd Rail For Sure

"She is a SMIRF" or "hey, check out that SMIRF".

See hottie, babe, ten

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