What is Smirf?
1.
When a male uses his penial organ to brutally slap some bitch in the face.
"Take that you dirty slut! I just smirfed you and your sister in the eye!"
2.
To attack with affection.
You are so cute that I'm going to smirf you.
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3.
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"She is a SMIRF" or "hey, check out that SMIRF".
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