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Fiancee.
BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?
JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!
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Something you say to a good friend, never out of the blue... otherwise you'll seem gay.
Bob: (gives ted a beer)
Ted: I love you d..
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when you ejaculate in a girls nose, and cover her mouth so she has to snort your sperm.
I gave a ho a oki snorter till she choked on my..