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Nothing, absolutely nothing...zero, zilch, nada...and it pisses you off.
(While playing cards):
Observer: "What do you have in y..
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A story that strings the audience along a long, long, long path with no punchline, esp. in discussion threads.
Rickroll of 2009.
Don&a..
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A vampire who drinks tomato juice.
Vampire 1: Hey, wanna hit the whorehouse tonight and have a few drinks?
Vampire 2: No thanks; I&apo..
