What is Smirnastics?
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A drinking game that involves Smirnoff and gymnastics. Each participant has to make up their best gymastics routine to perform for the rest of the group. There is a panel of at least three judges who rates the gymnasts on creativity, flexibility, and enthusiasm. Whatever a participant's score is (on a scale of 1-10), they must take that many swigs.
"Hey, do you want to help me develop my Smirnastics routine tonight?"
"Hey! You stuck your Smirnastics routine really well! Congrats! Now take 10 swigs!"
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a bastardised cunt who persists in ruining peoples pleasure in games. Found most in Counter-Strike
omfg?! wtf>?! cheating cunt!
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When a dwarf is standing giving you oral relief and you grab hold of their pretty, blonde pigtails and ride them hard. Not dissimilar to..
