Smirnastics

What is Smirnastics?


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A drinking game that involves Smirnoff and gymnastics. Each participant has to make up their best gymastics routine to perform for the rest of the group. There is a panel of at least three judges who rates the gymnasts on creativity, flexibility, and enthusiasm. Whatever a participant's score is (on a scale of 1-10), they must take that many swigs.

"Hey, do you want to help me develop my Smirnastics routine tonight?"

"Hey! You stuck your Smirnastics routine really well! Congrats! Now take 10 swigs!"

See smirnoff, gymnastics, stick it


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