What is Smirnis?
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Smirnis is used to describe most likely only the sexiest of sexies. The Smirnis (plural being Smirnii) will rule the known universe with excessive power. The arch Smirnis is named David.
Dude, I am such a Smirnis.
Please don't use the Lord's name in vain.
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A huge cockadoodledoo or its load of spunk
Strokin your vagina choker does not make you a dick smoker.
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The process by which a man mends a broken heart (i.e. bangs every woman possible to forget his ex and his grief).
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