Smirnoff Castle

What is Smirnoff Castle?

A term describing the impossible level in mario cart. Invented out of pure anger for the nintendo company.

alternate--when ish is at the end this term is used to describe anything that is clearly suckish

Random pakistani man--Wow you beat smirnoff Castle

Me--Yes it was somewhat bitchin. I rule!

*pakistani party*

alternate

LaKwasha--So whatcha did last night

Me--ate moo shoo with the fam it was so smirnoff castleish

See smirnoff, castle, amazing, you, i, cool, rexy

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Moolly

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