What is Smirnoff?
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A Russian based company which originated around the mid 19th century. Smirnoff is specialized in producing vodka based products and is one of the largest vodka companies in the world.
Drinking entire bottles of Smirnoff is dangerious - but fun!
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the perfect vodka. it's right in between being so cheap that it may as well be rubbing alcohol and so expensive that you figure it's gotta be filtered with opium to cost that fucking much.
Annie loves getting crunked with her $13 smirnoffs!
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best vodka ever....cuz its russiann
i love smirnoff because it tastes so good, mmmmm
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An excellent tasting alcoholic drink with the around the same proof as any ordinary beer but is still degraded by ignorant teens calling it "cheerleader beer" (obviously they think anything hardcore has to taste like shit)
dude1: why is everyone dissin my smirnoff when its the most popular beer at the party?
dude2: dickheads
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1)The low proof vodka that is commonly known as "chic beer" or "cheerleader beer"
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It is also considered derogatory if a man is seen drinking a smirnoff.
I got to go to the gas station to buy some smirnoff for the girls.
Jim, why are you drinking a smirnoff? Are you gay?
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