Smirnoff Pap Smear

What is Smirnoff Pap Smear?


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Using a Smirnoff Triple Black bottle, to pleasure a woman's vagina, while intermittenly withdrawing it to take a drink, both by the giver and receiver. The bottle can be full, half full/empty, whatever--just not completely empty. If the bottle is drank empty, then continue with a fresh full one. This can be done with any bottled beverage, of course, but the specific brand and flavor has been tested and found to be a palatable combination.

Jim gave Kamber a Smirnoff Pap Smear, and they both liked it!

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