Smishing

What is Smishing?


1.

The usually involuntary act of clenching the anus while in the middle of passing a bowel moving. This generally leads to a messy situation.

I've been smishing a lot late, it's a good thing I bought stock in Charmin!

See pooping, blimping, shitting, crapping, blumpkin

2.

An illogical Action.

When a persons actions go beyond logical thought processes

If someone is trying to cook an egg in a cold frying pan then they are smishing because it is illogical to cooking in a cold pan

See smish, smished, smisher, illogical


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