Smister Edit Meaning

1. Penis - usually black. See skin flute..

1. To go on a blind date only to find that your date resembles a stork. Man, Brian hooked me up with this girl and she was a total stork! ..

1. A bottle quart of beer or malt liquor. (Today, would be probably be the 40 oz versions) After we knocked back several Elephant Tits of..