What is S.m.i.t?
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"Suburban Mom In Training"
When your friend says "Hey Paige, let me drag you into store after store filled with middle-aged woman clothes that normal people reluctantly wear when they reach 50.", she is a Suburban Mom In Training, or SMIT for short. The correct way to acknowledge people with this tendency is to say "Hey Smitty".
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