S.m.i.t.

What is S.m.i.t.?

abbreviation of: Soccer Mom In Training

A girl/woman who takes a long time to get out the door, even if you're just going out to get the mail.

She usually drinks Starbucks like it's water and carries a large purse.

She dreams of marrying a doctor and having two kids, and probably fantasizes about driving around a minivan.

-What is taking her so long?

-Oh, she's just a S.M.I.T.

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