What is S.m.i.t.?
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abbreviation of: Soccer Mom In Training
A girl/woman who takes a long time to get out the door, even if you're just going out to get the mail.
She usually drinks Starbucks like it's water and carries a large purse.
She dreams of marrying a doctor and having two kids, and probably fantasizes about driving around a minivan.
-What is taking her so long?
-Oh, she's just a S.M.I.T.
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