Smit Head

What is Smit Head?

A chav who is slow of thinking, and lives in a council flat on benefits, with is underage girlfriend.

This word is derived from a guy called Dave smith crossed with the phrase slow head.

This type of person, would invite you round for tea, and then ask you if you have any spare potatoes to borrow him

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