What is Smital?
A smital someone who is horribly ugly, ugly to the point where nobody wishes to speak to or even look at this person in fear of throwing up on the spot. A typical smital will be ambiguous in gender.
Mo(seeing a disturbingly ugly chick): Oh my god, my eyes, they're stinging, what the hell is that?
Faisal: That my friend is what we call a Smital.
Mo: Why would God put people this ugly on earth?
Faisal: smitals are here so cool sexy people like us can feel even better about ourselves.
Mo: yeah that makes sense.