What is Smitch?
1.
a term of endearment. Originally from the new york slang meaning ladies' genital area, now (rhyming with bitch), it is a term of endearment for one's own 'bitch'
Hey there smitch/smitchbag/smitchface, how are you?
2.
A word game played between bored friends where one person puts together a random string of letters into a pronounceable, but non-English word, and the other person has to explain what incident created that sound effect. The more hilarious the better.
John: Let's play Smitch.
Jared: Okay. I'll start... "Fliff!"
John: A mosquito flying into a candle flame.
Jared: Good one.
John: "Kloink!"
Jared: Someone flings a quarter at a veterans parade and it bounces off an old dude's helmet.
John: Ha ha ha! Yeah... "Kloink!"
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3.
n : a tiny or scarcely detectable amount syn: smidge, shred, scintilla, whit, iota, tittle, smidgen, smidgeon, smidgin
"Would you like cheese on that?"
"Yes please, but just a smitch."
4.
A small amount of ejaculate (human, male sperm), that is lost on one's person. As such was the case in the comedic film "There's Something About Mary", when the Ben Stiller character has just masterbated and left SMITCH on his earlobe.
As such was the case in the comedic film "There's Something About Mary", when the Ben Stiller character has just masterbated and left SMITCH on his earlobe.
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5.
Smitch; Noun: To be in the state of smitch. Similar to relaxed, being loose, or having a fun state of mind. A term originating in the SF Bay Area. As a side note: "Yee!"
"Smitchin":
Person 1: Hey, what's good mayne?
Person 2: Oh you already know, I stay smitchin'.
"Smitchery":
Person 1: Dude, what are you doing! Stop fooling around!
Person 2: You mean stop my smitchery!
Person 3: Yeah knock off that smitchery!
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6.
a smelly itch
I just scratched a smitch and now I have poo under my fingernail.
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7.
A Smelly Bitch.
A female who smells funny.
That girl you slept with last night was a SMITCH!
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