What is Smitening?
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When you incur heavenly wrath, it has been said by the Catholic churches forever (or at least the bits I listened to) that God will smite you. It's also commonly acknowledged that this smiting will be done with a bolt of lightning, if God's in a particularly stylish mood. So, you get struck by what? SMITENING!
Damn, I shouldn't have stolen that priest's car, or raped his wife. God's going to throw down some *ZAP* smitening. ....shit, that hurt....
