Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Levenia

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Mauin

1. The act of oral sex on a woman. Person 1 - "Miro is mauin on Rosaanna." Person 2 - "Damn, i ain't sharing joints w..

Flemsnaznia

1. 1. A magical realm that may or may not exist. Nobody knows if Flemsnaznia exists or not because there is no proof to argue in either di..

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