Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Quickle Stickles

1. To invoke speed in others. Cause others to quicken their pace and hurry up. Comes from 'quick sticks' a common old phrase. &a..

Car On-purpose

1. When 2 people are racing in cars side by side, when it's so obvious that those idiots will crash. This is called a car on-purpose. ..

Angry Hippie

1. When a hippie's house just has some international chain of super-store, built next to his house. "Why are you pissed Jerry, y..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Smitewads Edit Meaning