Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Austin Powers Teeth

1. Jacked up looking teeth like from the movie Austin Powers. Thomas: Hey, did you see that girl back there? Tyler: Yeah. Man she had Aus..

Mcsherry

1. Precum - the smegma which is produced before ejaculation. I was beating the meat when mom came home. I hadn't spunked yet but i ha..

Finger Farm

1. Putting three or more fingers into a woman's vagina. Mary's gash was so wet I had not problem planting a finger farm inside o..

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