Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Jun Syndrome

1. When one door of a pair of double doors is locked closed and the other is open this is the act of repeatedly walking into the locked one..

2 Pint Warrior

1. A British stereotype that works on a building site and spends all his earnings at the local pub. After 2 pints he will fight innocent ci..

Oh-k...

1. this can be interpreted as a what the fuck okay. girl: "I really like you but there is another guy" guy: "oh-k..."..

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