Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Esmi'd

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Puppy Cup

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Halloween-head

1. A deer who is a gigantic coke-head, spends all day trying to buy bags and then just blowing line after line after line. Also gets heavil..

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