Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Pedophiliac

1. a person who uses children for sexual pleasure the pedophiliac raped 3 boys See freddy..

Poo Worm

1. The inch of shit that is lodged in a man's urethra after performing anal on someone. After fucking his girlfriends ass, had to go ..

Oyster Kisses

1. The female equivalent of a Teabag. "That chick bounced her pussy on my face and it felt like Oyster Kisses" See pussy, teaba..

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