Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Numptington

1. A village where all numptys are located to bring up numptiods and numptwells usually triggering chavness throughtout the neighbourhood ..

Lansing

1. The capital of Michigan and also a small town in New York. I'm from Lansing! Dude you suck! No, Lansing New York! Oh! OK, cool!..

Nippus Maximus

1. The tip of an erect nipple My nippus maximus seems to have poped this small childs baloon See nipple, maximus, tits, hard, kitten..

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