Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Raging Butt Sex

1. A term joe made up. Basically anal sex, but RAGING. Joe: Do you like raging butt sex? Devon: How many times do I have to tell you? YES..

Tour De Franzia

1. A Tour de Franzia is a variation of a Power Hour wherein the bicycler drinks a shot of Franzia every minute, on the minute, for an hour...

Assblast

1. 1. When you have to take a shit really bad and it comes out as a runny burst. 2. Having sex with someone in the anus and having a lot o..

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