Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Headlock

1. Where the woman is on top thrusting ever so gently, just as she comes to the top of the penis head, she squeezes her pussy walls therefo..

Underwear Pretzel

1. The twisted result of rolling your underwear off your ass, down your legs, and onto the floor. (Usually kicked off one foot toward hamp..

Narcissist

1. 1.Excessive love or admiration of oneself. 2.A psychological condition characterized by self-preoccupation, lack of empathy, and uncons..

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