Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Eedjit

1. Pronounced 'eeeeeeee-jit' Slang for idiot. (spread the word people!) Oh you are such an eedjit!..

H.r.i.

1. Head Related Incident. Any incident caused by getting head in your vehicle whilst in the driver seat. I have no idea what happened man..

Piss My Dick

1. To urinate. Adriana walked into the mens room just as I was trying to piss my dick. It was a little embarrassing. See piss, urinate, d..

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