Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Running Back

1. A position in Grid Iron (or American Football) who lines up directly behind the Quarterback. The Quarterback can hand the ball off to th..

Sex Ratio

1. a ratio used to determine approximately how many days a week your partner expects to have sex- see example below... joe: So Gina, how m..

Better Than Expected

1. better than expected: it's the new way out of something. The economy after the 2008 crash seems to be recovering at fast pace at t..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Smitewads Edit Meaning