Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Parsimonious

1. Thrifty. Could be either described as a wise spender, or unable to let go of money. Jack was very parsimonious, he always wanted to buy..

Pertchrafied

1. The fear of Chuck Norris so deep, your ability to speak has fallen. He was so pertchrafied, he fell silent. See chuck, norris, chuck n..

Julia Stiles

1. A talented, beautiful, young actress. That girl might just be the next Julia Stiles. 2. She's hot. Julia Stiles was in "Te..

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