Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Double Nickle Chick

1. A chick that thinks she looks good but looks more like a 5 than a 10 You see any dime pieces here at Mansion, all I see is a bunch of d..

Qualenis

1. A decrepid black penis that is more fragile that it appears. plural: "qualeni") Yo' mutha Fucka, dats one slippery der..

Zopohin

1. Spanish noun. Residual morning-after cum stuck between your penis and underwear; Syn. Morning Wood jizz-frosting. Tengo mucho zopohin ..

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