Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Dead As A Missing Schoolgirl

1. someone/something that is clearly doomed This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform..

Demuffed

1. To get told off or to "be schooled", "burned", or to "get served". Man! He got demuffed. That's so ..

Yam Up

1. When one is about is extremely hungry and is about to eat they can use the word Yam Up. Instead of sayin lets go get food you can use &..

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