Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Accidentally

1. adverb: by mistake, unintentional verb: the whole thing person1: I accidentally the whole bottle. person 2: What? Person1: You know ..

Teet

1. the nipple. nothing more,nothing less. "the hungry baby elephant suckled from its mothers frosty TEET" k thnx. teet. use it..

One Ringer

1. when you phone someones phone and let it kep ringing untill they answer so you know the persons there, then you hang up. person 1- i te..

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