Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Afghan Kryptonite

1. poi poi, cucarachita, Marijuana, pod, weed grass... look i got a few of afghan kryptonite.. yea!!! See afghan, kryptonite, pod, cucar..

I Shit Dicks

1. To shit dicks means to be very angry, or upset "when she twisted my nipple i shit dicks!" See angry, mad, dicks, shit, upset..

Marathon Sex

1. Sex that continues for hours per session, punctuated by winded intermissions wherein the parties involved sweatily seek to restore the n..

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