Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Wut Tha Shit!!??

1. -An alternative to saying "what tha fuk" or "what tha duece" "YO .......i think i just threw up a quarter!......

Ass Through Mouth

1. Haveing anal sex with a whore through a cut out hole in the mouth of a photo of your ex-girlfriend I was so drunk last night I pulled a..

--luke Skywalker--

1. Luke becomes a Jedi Knight, almost shacks up with his sister and defeats the Empire on a weekly basis. On his weekends he enjoys fishing..

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