Smitewads

What is Smitewads?


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First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."


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