Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Three Inch Grip On A Six Inch Turd

1. When you have to shit and half of it is already sticking out of your ass. See also "prarie dog" "one in the chamber"..

Mud Bunny

1. A turd some boor leaves in the toilet that he hasn't flushed. Nice, I go into the restroom after a good meal and there's some..

Phaders

1. Elite I'm so phaders. (<- wanabe) See phaders..

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