Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Agntsa

1. (A)ww (G)eez (N)ot (T)his (S)hit (A)gain Steve: Well Bruce seems oil prices are going up again! Bruce: AGNTSA ! See shit, fubar, fuck..

Zbaum

1. the definition of zbaum takes only one form. :) jeff: i got a million dollars today! erik: zbaum :) See :), haha, sweet, ballin, happ..

Jump Over The Ottoman

1. A female pickup line indicating a desire to have a threesome with two guys. The girl lays across an ottoman while she is sucking one gu..

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