Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Tidbit

1. 1. A small portion of something, usually a delicious food 2. A peice of gossip 3. A li'l bitch 1. This tidbit of caviar is exqui..

1. XM which is an abbreviation of the word EXTREEEMMMEEE! from "Harold and Kumar go To White Castle" Holy Shit Man, That Jump Wa..

Vagina Minutes

1. So would the act of overestimating the time required to complete a task is called “vagina time”. I mean… in keeping with the definition ..

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