Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Qanat

1. n. A totally cheap-ass word to use in Scrabble and piss everyone off. "Yeah, so I was winning by, like, 200 points, and THEN he pu..

Cracksmacker

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Twig & Berries

1. A slang for penis and testicles, often used by goofy loosers or old men. "I'm such a goofy looser, you would think that I hav..

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