Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Durex Baby

1. A child born from the use of a failed Durex condom i.e. breakage. My daughter is a Durex baby. See condom, durex, trojan, baby, sex..

Poopness

1. The state or condition of being poop. The poopness of poop is cool and stuff. See poop, poopy, crap, feces, defecation, defecate, anus..

Vaginal Thievery

1. The act of rape involving vaginal intercourse. (see: Rape) "Two men are currently being held without bail after the alleged act of..

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