Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Kettling

1. is defined in Magna Farta as "the state of being in dire, immediate need of a shit. From the fact that a metal lid placed over one&..

Pignorance

1. To foolishly overload a plate at an all you can eat buffet. His pignorance was evident as the pasta salad, layered on top of his mashed..

Duck Hunter

1. One who “hunts” rubber ducky's. “Julian is 16 and he is going out with a 13 year old, he is such a duck hunter.” “Mark is 9 years..

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