Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Litterbox

1. when you do a chick doggy style and shove her face in the litter box while you are doing it man he litterboxed his ex good last night ..

Zip-smack

1. The act of unzipping ones pants and smacking somone across the face with a flacid or erect penis. Yo ass-hole if you don't shut th..

Godar

1. ability to spot Christian fundamentalists Mike's godar went off when his workmate's cell phone ring tone played Amazing Grace..

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