Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

I Almost Got Head

1. to almost get head, to fail to recieve head dee: hey alare give me head alare: no... maybe dee: man five john i almost got head See ..

Ursa Minor

1. When a guy is getting head from his girl and playing video games at the same time. Dude, my girl never knew I was Ursa Minoring her whi..

Gottigays

1. Males around the age of 18-24 who are usually of Italian descent that give other Italians a bad name. They can be found in malls, pinchi..

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