Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Zza

1. Slang for Pizza. As seen in Family Guy on a blind date spoof with Stewie. Stewie: So did you want to get some zza? Girl(thinking): Pi..

Lamontray

1. A person incapable of having real goals and a job, womanizer,preys other women, malewhore, yet still capable of human emotions, usually ..

Pissyshittycuntybollocks

1. A nonsensical expletive, used to express light-hearted dismay at a minor misfortune. Oh pissyshittycuntybollocks, I forgot to pick my d..

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