Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Upper Tanker

1. Taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet. Also known as "2000 Flushes Brown" and "The Gift That Keeps On Giving" ..

Bleedin' Amy

1. A word meant to be left ambiguous. It is meant to be left up to the imagination to spark curiosity and to disturb the listener, while no..

Upston

1. its wat u call it wen a guy gets upskirted look its an upston upskirt See upskirt, up, skirt, man, guy..

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