Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Foopalooter

1. One who engages in foopalooting. Paul has a really serious foopalooting regimen...

Ring Check

1. A ring check is quickly glancing at the fingers of potential girls (or guys, I suppose) to see if they're already spoken for. You ..

Ivronics

1. Meaning white talk; opposite of Ebonics. basically language from the 1950's. See: Leave It To Beaver for more info. Wow Sandy Sue..

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