Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Naked Drunk

1. Those who insist on getting naked when inebriated. "Kaleb, put some fucking pants on, you naked drunk." See naked drunk, dru..

Once Over Twice Three Times

1. A way of admiring someone of the opposite (or same) sex who is attractive. You look them up an down as they approach you, when their rig..

Sloposaurus

1. inappropriately drunk...too embarassing to be seen in public...pee your pants and pass out on your front lawn...drinking as much as a di..

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