Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Pushin Out Precious

1. Birthing a child. "Yeah, she has been in labor for 10 hour, but I think she's finally pushin out precious." See birth, ..

Phib

1. Used to designate that something is far from awesome. That book is such a phib. Jake is such a phib. See crock, bullshit, nonsense, f..

Obamit

1. Originally what angry farmers still clinging to their guns and Bible said every time they thought about their failing farms. Usage has ..

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