Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Zimmied

1. while a guy is standing up peeing, another guy comes up from behind and starts having anal sex with him. 'why is the floor wet??&a..

Smigielicous

1. when ur feeling or acting sassy and smigielish =], u have to feel all over ur body hehe ;) Kelsey feels smigielicous today. See sassy,..

Shootskaythanksbye

1. Used to basically sum up the whole conversation. Meaning alright, ok, thank you, and bye. friend1: alright well i'll talk to you l..

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