Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

R To The L

1. Another term for Red Lobster Hey, Lets hit up R to the L tonight, I just got paid! See red lobster, red, lobster, r, l, food, restaura..

Niftie

1. something that: -has a dipping sauce -helps you with your math homework -fits in your pocket these chicken wings are sure niftie! S..

Jibblit

1. 1)A slightly dated and unfashionable noun for the female genitals 2)A person who, moronic, uncouth, easily bullied or plain thick. &q..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Smitewads Edit Meaning