Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

It's Not Even Fucking Raining

1. The appropriate response to the unwanted question "ASL?" on Omegle or similar chat sites. Connecting to server... Looking fo..

Flagged Soldier

1. Soldier in the colours of Britain. Formerly red, now green, except in London. He is a flagged soldier. See Kung-Fu Jesus..

Poedgim

1. 1. Wrong 2. Not right Yo cracka, you poundin dat sheep the other night was poedgim. Hey that 400 pound woman up in da club last nig..

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