Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Zulamia

1. 1. The Act Of Stealing From A Major Department Store pronounced suu-lay-ma Hey Jill, We about to go to macys and attempt to zulamia so..

Stinkbag

1. The act of pushing the man's balls between his legs and bending over, allowing the other man or woman to suck on the man's bal..

680

1. To make out with a man who has stubble to the point that it chafes your skin and gives you an open rash; very embarrassing "If I w..

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