Smitewads

What is Smitewads?

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

Casturbaition

1. the act of masturbaiting with the absense of genitals I got my shaft cut off yesterday, I can't masturbaite any more so I casturba..

Britney Spears Circa 1999

1. Explaining Britney Spears around 1999 when she was popular / skinny / hot etc. your gonna look soo hot like Britney Spears circa 1999 ..

Aifric

1. dopey. tendency to score numerous boys in the space of five minutes and spread syphillus. has nice hair. has strange fetish for dicklins..

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