Smithcock

What is Smithcock?

An infinitesimal unit of length used hyperbolically in colloquial conversation to describe a very small distance.

Damn, I could have gotten a strike but I missed that last pin by a smithcock!

Ferrelling

1. The act of grabbing another's t-shirt collar and yanking down to make it look like the neck size is 5 times too big. "That ba..

Vendilunch

1. Being so broke you use quarters in your desk to buy junk food out of the vending machines for lunch. "Wanna come to lunch with us ..

Vome

1. You don't interpret what another person meant, and they punch you in the face and you vome to where they want you to go. Vome over..

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