Smithcock

What is Smithcock?

An infinitesimal unit of length used hyperbolically in colloquial conversation to describe a very small distance.

Damn, I could have gotten a strike but I missed that last pin by a smithcock!

Joyologist

1. a term used by Jason Mraz and friends to describe someone whose main purpose or job is to bring joy to others. "Calling her {Trici..

Lazy Piss

1. This is a bloke taking a piss, but sitting down to do it - like a woman. Normally done when so pissed that you can't stand up str..

Ofmg

1. A misspelling of OMFG. Means "Oh fucking my god." Related to l33t. 1. OFMG, oh noes! That n00b pwned 73h uber l33t hax0r5! S..

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