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I. When sending a pornographic link over IM, appropriately tag it sfw or nsfw.
II. Never admit to a dude's chick the existence of ..
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a very small penis that is very hairy like i mean all up the rod balls and into the gooch.
My friends penis is a hairy dogs cock. once ..
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Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing..