Smithcock

What is Smithcock?

An infinitesimal unit of length used hyperbolically in colloquial conversation to describe a very small distance.

Damn, I could have gotten a strike but I missed that last pin by a smithcock!

Invisible Pirate

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Floorsweep Scrapple

1. Spam AKA Hobo Ham The only thing I had to eat last night was a Floorsweep Scrapple sandwich...

Cowboy Stretch

1. Catching a quick/short nap during the day. It usually involves you sleeping during your work hours, and wearing you work clothes includi..

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