Smithcock

What is Smithcock?

An infinitesimal unit of length used hyperbolically in colloquial conversation to describe a very small distance.

Damn, I could have gotten a strike but I missed that last pin by a smithcock!

Ka-dump-a-dump

1. the sound you make when your "sinkin the titanic" or takin a shit Damn, my sister was in the bathroom and i heard that ka-dum..

Bumbsterbate

1. When a homeless man is so lonely and bored, he has to whack it. Yesterday in McDonald's, I walked into the bathroom and I heard th..

Deer Haunches

1. Womens legs that are skinny in the calves -- and overly massive in the thighs. Can make for wild sex. Sarah is rocking those fucking de..

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