Smithcock

What is Smithcock?

An infinitesimal unit of length used hyperbolically in colloquial conversation to describe a very small distance.

Damn, I could have gotten a strike but I missed that last pin by a smithcock!

Rumpy-pumpy

1. (UK) heterosexual intercourse fancy a bit of the ol' rumpy-pumpy me dear?..

Parafucktion

1. An instant in which two or more seperate, but equally terrible occurances coincide. Yesterday, I had a total parafucktion; my hard driv..

Quadraspaz

1. Taken from the Brass Eye special edition about Paedophiles. Means 'proper fucked' in the medical realm. Jez North was left Qu..

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