Smithcock

What is Smithcock?

An infinitesimal unit of length used hyperbolically in colloquial conversation to describe a very small distance.

Damn, I could have gotten a strike but I missed that last pin by a smithcock!

Umphreak

1. One who loves Umphrey's Mcgee like they would/do their own kid Kid: Those 3 dudes from Ashwaubenon sure are Umphreaks. See umphre..

Upper Moreland

1. Upper Moreland is a relativly boring suburban, middle class community outside of Philadelphia. That's right, nothing happens here. ..

Horny Brother

1. Someone who does sexual acts with their brothers. They become part of the 'brother hood' or brother lovers. Horny Brothers of..

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