Smithcock

What is Smithcock?

An infinitesimal unit of length used hyperbolically in colloquial conversation to describe a very small distance.

Damn, I could have gotten a strike but I missed that last pin by a smithcock!

Ofux

1. "Oh fuck". Used like ono to express distress, either jokingly or seriously. "Ofux! I have a term paper due tomorrow!&q..

Meat And Mousing

1. The act of simultaneously holding a mouse in one hand and your penis in the other, all of course while viewing internet porn. Robert&ap..

Giggernet

1. Mispronounciation of the phrase "gigabit" IN reference to a 1000 MBPS connection on a Local Area Network. Usually used in conj..

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