Smithcock

What is Smithcock?

An infinitesimal unit of length used hyperbolically in colloquial conversation to describe a very small distance.

Damn, I could have gotten a strike but I missed that last pin by a smithcock!

Qwimming

1. Verb or Adjective; A portmanteau of quim and swimming, to denote a situation where one is "swimming in quim" i.e. surrounded b..

Van Nguyen

1. A dance created by a drunk imitating the hanging of convicted drug smuggler, Van Nguyen. hence the name of the dance, van nguyen. with..

Lauston

1. A. Someone who would sear the very skin from your body with scolloped potatos. B. Someone who doesn't appreciate those you have tr..

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