Smithcock

What is Smithcock?

An infinitesimal unit of length used hyperbolically in colloquial conversation to describe a very small distance.

Damn, I could have gotten a strike but I missed that last pin by a smithcock!

Queef Cordon Bleu

1. During WWII French women would stuff their vaginas with cheese and queef to avoid being raped by Nazi soldiers during village invasions...

Nyark

1. 1. A crazy or unruly dog. 2. One who constantly shakes and chatters 3. Boston Terrier Proper Noun: 1. Nyark: The name of the infam..

Topple

1. A big sloppy, smelly shit. "Whoah that curry I had last night was hot. Should have seen the size of the topple I had today!" ..

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