What is Smithed?
1.
Neo, after being shot numerous times.
Neo thought he was cool until he got smithed.
2.
A sexual act named after the mormon God Joseph Smith. To Smith on ones partner is the christian equivalent to the pull and pray method or to
I'm not ready for kid number 13 so when I was ready I pulled out and Smithed all over her back.
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3.
To be violated, usually by an opposing gang member to show power and superiotity.
Aw sh*t, Luther just got smithed by the Warriors!
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4.
When posting on a message board commenting on something someone else has said without quoting it and your comment showing up on the next page. Often times being smithed can lead to interesting results of embarassment or random confusion.
"He packed so much in my bun I thought I was going to explode.*
EDIT: aw sh*t, smithed again!"
*in reference to being asked how his sub sandwich was.
5.
To get owned, particually by Mrs. Wendy Smith.
Dude! Josh got smithed so hard when he tried to buy that cap gun!
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6.
getting completely hammered off of wine while playing mindsweeper all night long and telling any poor fool that comes in his way his life story.
also a slang term for: a douche bag with a huge forehead, no personality, the ablitity to fuck anything that comes in its way and walking really slow to every possible event.
Paul: Last night i got completely smithed after that wine bong.
Chris: Yea, you fucked that chick in the ass too..
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