What is Smithisize?
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To put a false spin on local job growth when there is, in fact, no such growth in any desirable sector. Smithisizing is necessary to raise morale and keep the few people with money from fleeing.
We need to smithisize these stats. Say we had 400 new jobs in the tourism sector. The public must never know it is really a handfull of raspa carts, some old Mexican women selling tamales door to door, and a fruit stand.
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A metric shitloadof money.
Jimmy made a king's ransom selling blow-up sheep with Derek Jeter faces at the Yankees game.
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What a woman says when she spots a sexy, hot, red-headed, hunk of a man that oozes with sexuality and she lusts for him to take her, thr..
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Beads of pure love, usually coaxed out of the steak baguette.
I wouldn't sleep there if I were you, you might find some of my love..
