Smithisize

What is Smithisize?


1.

To put a false spin on local job growth when there is, in fact, no such growth in any desirable sector. Smithisizing is necessary to raise morale and keep the few people with money from fleeing.

We need to smithisize these stats. Say we had 400 new jobs in the tourism sector. The public must never know it is really a handfull of raspa carts, some old Mexican women selling tamales door to door, and a fruit stand.


57

Random Words:

1. When something is incredibly unbelievable. It is the ugly cousin of the word unbelievable. Typically used when a person is angry or in ..
1. An uncircumcised penis. I coudln't believe it when that Jewish guy whipped out his headless horseman, I thought those guys had so..
1. First you knock someone out,then you squat down towards there face. And then you shit in there mouth and duck tape it closed around the..