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a man old enough to be a father who creeps on young girls
Ew, that paternaperv was totally scamming on me at the bar!
See pedafile, se..
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The best excuse to justify drinking/getting wasted whenever, wherever. Also works for "It's 4:20 somewhere" (although ne..
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an ill shatner is another way of saying that you need to take a crap
dayum my tummy hurts. i really need to take an ill shatner..