Smlam Edit Meaning

1. The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it. Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfrien..

1. to shoot with a ray gun, laser, taser or other electronic device He was zapped midway through a long boring speech. 2. A game played..

1. When you quit smoking, the tumultuous exchange of your sphincter with the world. As the marching band passed by, he reared up and blew ..