Smlum

What is Smlum?

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Smlum is the mixture of smegma, bloodand cum. This occurs when someone with a severe case of smegma has an orgasm and his cum-shot takes the smegma along with his bloody cum.

I went for a shower this moring, and while undressing, my penis got stuck in my jocks by a large amount of dried smlum.

See smegma, blood, cum, sticky, crusty
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