What is Smlum?
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Smlum is the mixture of
I went for a shower this moring, and while undressing, my penis got stuck in my jocks by a large amount of dried smlum.
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Having sex.
Shelley didn't know that her husband was schtupping the next-door neighbour...
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A false accusation of rape.
That Duke Lacrosse case was just a cuntroversy.
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