Smlum

What is Smlum?


1.

Smlum is the mixture of smegma, bloodand cum. This occurs when someone with a severe case of smegma has an orgasm and his cum-shot takes the smegma along with his bloody cum.

I went for a shower this moring, and while undressing, my penis got stuck in my jocks by a large amount of dried smlum.

See smegma, blood, cum, sticky, crusty


0

Random Words:

1. A hairy cooch, usually on an old woman You ate her fuzzburger at the party last night? See balls..
1. The act of ejaculating in a girl's mouth and having it come out her nose. My Norwegian boy totally skisteved that 14-year-old last..
1. To speak freely in an inappropriate situation. Rarely found in dictionaries. The interview for the teaching position at the girls&apos..
Book Banner