Smlum

What is Smlum?

1.

Smlum is the mixture of smegma, bloodand cum. This occurs when someone with a severe case of smegma has an orgasm and his cum-shot takes the smegma along with his bloody cum.

I went for a shower this moring, and while undressing, my penis got stuck in my jocks by a large amount of dried smlum.

See smegma, blood, cum, sticky, crusty

Random Words:

Frub

1. stands for Fat Repulsive Ugly Bastard Shut it you frub!!!!! See frub, fat, repulsive, ugly, bastard 2. Frub is a derogatory word use..

Pitcha

1. a picture, image or photograph. You should be taking pitchas for Myspace. See picture, image, photo, sketch..

Egg Bound

1. To be fecally challenged. Descriptive of the unfortunate condition of constipation wherein the normally simple task of crowning the tur..

Smlum Edit Meaning

1.

Random Words:

Smlum