What is Smockolate?
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A large, muumuu-like "outfit" that a female or male glutton dons in anticipation of binging on chocolate; an oversized garment (as shapeless as a painter's smock) designed to shield the wearer (or any good clothes currently on their person) from crumbs and stains resulting from sweet snacks that crumble or drip.
"Her white business suit remained unsoiled, despite the copious shards of errant Butterfinger crumbs falling from the wrapper of her afternoon snack, thanks to the impenetrable smockolate into which she changed before her chocolate bender."
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a pancake that has come back from the grave.
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Any male outfit that includes both a white patent leather (or plastic) belt, and matching white shoes.
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The rotting undead corpse of Christopher Reeve.
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