Smog

What is Smog?


1.

Term used by gay men still officially "in the closet" to proposition others without directly asking for sex. An outright calling for sex, akin to bathroom feet touching in the Larry Craig incident.

Hey smoggie mcsmoggerstein!!

Huh?

oh, never mind

See gay, homo, secret, sex, bathroom

2.

Visible air pollution often seen hovering around big cities (Los Angeles). The word 'smog' comes from the combination of the words 'smoke' and 'fog'.

There were times when a face mask was required to walk safely around Toronto because of SARS; Los Angeles is still like that because of SMOG.

3.

An "sms" also known as a text message on a cell phone. Smog is short for "Short messsage blog"

Wow! I have received 200 text messages today. That's a lot of smog!

See text, sms, messages, cell phone, smogg

4.

"sm" means "small"

putting this before the word "dog", turns it into "smog"

you can use this in any other word

...""smindow", small window

..."sminky", small chinky

;)

"OH DUDE, HAHA LOOK AT THAT SMOG IN THE SMINDOW!!!"

See dog, small, window, flower, sheltered

5.

'Suck Me Off Gob' acronym

To describe a mouth with lips not dissimilar to two soft moist slugs.

A mouth capable of some good gobble

'Brad's very lucky to be married to Angelina, she's got a right SMOG on her'

'look at those lips, i'd let her squat and gobble me with a SMOG like that'

See gobble, horatio, gob job, head, nibble

6.

cigarettelung bullet

hey man lets go have a smog

See smoke, cigarette, fag, cancerstick

7.

Single Mother of Gibsons. Usually found pushing a baby stroller alone or with another SMOG at the mall.

"Look out, here comes a pack of SMOG's"

See milf, smilf, skank, hoe, skid


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