Smok

What is Smok?


1.

An angry fire-breathing monster or a dragon of sorts. The most legendary smok of them all lived within its den along the Vistula river during medieval times. It had been said that this smok feasted on local and innocent virgins.

The term smok has been used in the modern era to figuratively label the most virile of champions. Not much is known about these smoks, except it is rumoured that their sperm propel quite a bit faster and more fervently than their meeker counterparts.

<two guys sitting at a bar, looking across>

Guy #1: "Look at that guy (he points)!"

Guy #2: "Oh, yeah. That guy (he points at the same guy). How does he do it?! I have been watching him all night and I still can't figure it out."

Guy #1: "No kidding. Look at how many virgins he has draped over him! It's incredible!"

Guy #2: "Yeah, he's got to be a Smok. There's no other way!"

See stallion, firefighter

2.

A term widely used for someone that accomplished the impossible and accepted by his crew. Like fucking a celebrity or won the lottery!

Lookout for my man H. , he's a made Smok.

3.

A swedish urban word for the "Greatest"

I'm the smok!


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