Smoke A Ham

What is Smoke A Ham?

Using a small bathroom/restroom/public stall for emptying your bowels. Taking a shit and smelling up the entire area.

Dude, I think that burrito is finally fighting back. I gotta go smoke a ham.

See shit, dump, crap, number 2, poop

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