Smoke A Phil Edit Meaning

1. A person of age who requires the use of a walking frame to get around, bless them. A Zimmer Jockey includes great-grannies and grandads..

1. The white equivalent to a Porch Monkey. Also known as a Driveway Drinker. Commonly found in suburban neighborhoods watching children..

1. When you stick a wire hanger up your nose, which causes you to sneeze. "Damn! you just Zanzifrued all over that girl!" "..