Smoke Alarm

What is Smoke Alarm?


1.

1. euphemismfor a small busybody, frequently mounted on the ceiling, that tattles every time anyone cooks anything or takes a shower.

2. Good excuseto have a migraine.

3. Might even alert peeps to smoke too, if it didn't run its batteries down doing false alarms.

4. Never taken seriously due to false alarms. See also, cry wolf.

The landlord had to put in smoke alarms to satisfy fire codeand insurance. The rents had to take the batteries out of the little ijits to preserve our sanity.

The whole complexburned down because a neighbor left the batteries in his smoke alarm, so when another neighbor's smoke alarm went off, he thought it was a false alarm.

See smoke, fire, smoke alarm, fire alarm, false alarm, downstrike


0

Random Words:

1. Jean Valjean's prison number in the musical: Les Miserables. 1. 24601 is random, or is it? 2. The number given to the character..
1. When one would do something 24/7, but one won't do it on shabbas. “And remember, if you need anything I’m available 24/6.” Cart..
1. NOUN: A yellowish/greenish brown substance with the consistency of a chocolate milkshake which occurs when motor oil and engine coolant/..
Book Banner