Smoked Castro

What is Smoked Castro?

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Directly after an unsuspecting woman has received a Donkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Angry Dragon, or Fish Hooks, she immediately grasps the male's member, bites it off, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out, smacks him in the face with it (mushroom stamp), and finally stuffs it into his mouth as if he were smoking a fine Cuban cigar.

That asshole Josh, gave me a Dirty Sanchez, so I retaliated with a Smoked Castro. He never saw it coming.

See fish hooks, dirty sanchez, rusty trombone, angry dragon, donkey punch, felch
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