Smoked

What is Smoked?


1.

(United States Army) 1. To be disciplined through extreme physical exercise or activity, conducted by a drill sergeant during basic training

D.S. Mccarthy smoked the whole platoon because of one soldier's canteen not being full of water.

2.

to be blown away in some sort of competition.

My Powerbook smoked your G4 in those performance benchmarks!

3.

shot, or murdered

i heard dee smoked that bitch

4.

to kill someone using a gun(commonly pistol)

i smoked that muthafucka

5.

To have your name called, only to turn around and have the person who yelled it hide, making you look like a total loser.

Person X: CHRIS! HEY CHRIS!!!!

(Chris turns and looks, while Person X hides. Chris keeps looking for who said his name like a moron while Person X laughs his ass off)

Person X: SMOKED!!!!!!!!!

6.

To get your penis sucked

I got my piece smoked by that ugly chick while I was wasted.

7.

Synonym of "owned" or "nigged" often used by a certain Dartmouth douche (also a member of Team Eye Candy), traditionally said in a high voice, leading observers to question said douche's supposed heterosexuality.

Oasis Fanatic: Who sings this song (Bittersweet Symphony)?

Douche: Umm...are you serious? OASIS! OHHHHH! SMOKED!

Bystander: No, you cunt, it's The Verve.

Douche: Oh.

Oasis Fanatic: You can go ahead and sit down cunt.

See smoked, nigged, owned, effed, dartmouth


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