What is Smoked Peppermint Blumpkin?
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The art of receiving fellatio from someone who is smoking while you are seated on the toilet performing a bowel movement and brushing your teeth.
To save time before going out, a smoked peppermint blumpkin is the perfect way to multi task.
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