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From not wipeing your arse properly, you get dry pieces of shit on your arse hair
Luke Harrington has bear shit nuggets
See kieran
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When receiving head from a girl, just as you're about to cum you pull out and poke her in one eye with your cock -- blinding her an..
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A software upgradethat is somehow not as good as good as the software it replaced.
"I just downloaded the fucked-upgrade of Photos..