Smoketacular Edit Meaning

1. Noun: name of caravel commissioned by the Spanish monarchy in the 17th century to smack mah bitch up. Surely, we shan't encounter ..

1. Being as drunk and as pathetic as David Hasslehoff after getting hammered Dude you are totally hoff drunk! See david, hasselhoff, hoff..

1. 1.absolutly crazy, no logical explanation 2.someone who tells pointless stories that peter out, but end in the present/future..