What is Smokey Chokey Bum Wank?


1.

also known as the mike R.A.E. special. it is exactly what it says on the tin. u will need a friend for this one. smoke a tabby, get your friend to choke you, poke your ass and toss yourself off. if you have no mates you could choke yourself with a rope.

sergeant man tits gave me the best smokey chokey bum wank of my life. he is so strong but his hands were so soft

See smokey, chokey, bum, wank


21

Random Words:

1. to ejaculate in ones hand, toss semen in closed fist like dice, and throw into girlfriend's eye, while yelling "BLAM". &..
1. an expression of bein fucked up or wrong. or something crazy. 1) yo thats vide!!! 2) yo i feel vide. 3) thats vide as fuck!!! See c..
1. a nick-name often given to jeep drivers, particularly CJ's, and wranglers. I drive a Jeep, therefor I am A Jeeper. See jeep, cj, ..