What is Smokey Chokey Bum Wank?
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also known as the mike R.A.E. special. it is exactly what it says on the tin. u will need a friend for this one. smoke a tabby, get your friend to choke you, poke your ass and toss yourself off. if you have no mates you could choke yourself with a rope.
sergeant man tits gave me the best smokey chokey bum wank of my life. he is so strong but his hands were so soft
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