Smokeyz Edit Meaning

1. Applied to someone who is present only when things are going well or when they need something, but at the first sign of trouble/hardship..

1. To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories. Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have t..

1. Any excrement with a diameter greater than the length of the turd itself. I thought I was constipated, but then I realized I just had t..