Smokin The Sausage Edit Meaning

1. Female Condom, its french My boyfriends doesnt like to wear a condom, so i use a Vaginalprotectoralis..

1. A woman or man who tags along but is not really wanted (Deadweight, Excess Baggage, Burden) A girlfriend who is nothing but dead weight..

1. A euphamism for someone who is masturbating. Every night when I think about Heidi Klum I make the beast with one arm...