What is Smoking Cock Gun Of Misery And Despair?


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N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.

Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!

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