What is Smoking Mom?
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a mother who has a stressful job and she needs to kick back and smoke a ciggerate or two,
smoking mom goes out for a smoke break after 2 hours of changing diapers, feeding kids, cleaning up puke, hardly no sleep and 3 hours of screaming babys all under the age of 4 yrs old
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A child born from the use of a failed Durex condom i.e. breakage.
My daughter is a Durex baby.
See condom, durex, trojan, baby, sex..
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To draft off of, when cycling. often said to friends
Dude,if you're hurting, grab a wheel before we hit this hill..
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Besides being obviously smart sexy and sophisticated. A native to to California. Probably part of a gang and spreaks spanish insanely fa..
