What is Smoking The Blue Crack?
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Acting like a complete idiot. Presumably "the blue crack" is Drain-O Crystals. "Have you been smoking the blue crack?" is thus analogous to "Have you been drinking turpentine?"
Note that this usage pre-dates the use of "
"A customer asked me today if I could see her computer screen through the phone. I asked her if she was smoking the blue crack."
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Stinky bastard who gets his/her kicks from cracking off hot sulphur clouds all day in elevators.
"See ya later, alligator!"
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