What is Smoky Mountain Fountain?


1.

(n.) The unfortunate event that occurs after drinking mass quanitites of beer or liquor before bedtime. The bed will be sopping wet and lukewarm in the morning. See related: "Ohio Hot Pocket"

(v.) The act of unintentionally relieving oneself onto a romantic bedmate, due to heavy drinking.

1. Yo, last night Seth drank a gallon of Black Bear Ale, and we all knew that we would soon be waking up to the aftermath of a Smoky Mountain Fountain.

2. Oh my god, Shannon TOTALLY got Smoky Mountain Fountained by some guy she met at the brewery. As if!

See ohio hot pocket, golden shower, drinking


29

Random Words:

1. A Zampolve is a cross between a Zombie, a Vampire, and a Werewolf. They are extremely hard to kill because they must be killed three dif..
1. A failed attempt to control someone younger than you. Ignoring age limits. Having sex anyway. Im not underaged, LOOK at me! Well, ..
1. A nickname for guys named Vince, Vincent, or Vinny. Call Crince Juice and tell him bout the party tonight. See vince, names, nicknames..