What is Smoky Mountain Fountain?
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(n.) The unfortunate event that occurs after drinking mass quanitites of beer or liquor before bedtime. The bed will be sopping wet and lukewarm in the morning. See related: "Ohio Hot Pocket"
(v.) The act of unintentionally relieving oneself onto a romantic bedmate, due to heavy drinking.
1. Yo, last night Seth drank a gallon of Black Bear Ale, and we all knew that we would soon be waking up to the aftermath of a Smoky Mountain Fountain.
2. Oh my god, Shannon TOTALLY got Smoky Mountain Fountained by some guy she met at the brewery. As if!
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