What is Smoky Mountain Fountain?
1.
(n.) The unfortunate event that occurs after drinking mass quanitites of beer or liquor before bedtime. The bed will be sopping wet and lukewarm in the morning. See related: "Ohio Hot Pocket"
(v.) The act of unintentionally relieving oneself onto a romantic bedmate, due to heavy drinking.
1. Yo, last night Seth drank a gallon of Black Bear Ale, and we all knew that we would soon be waking up to the aftermath of a Smoky Mountain Fountain.
2. Oh my god, Shannon TOTALLY got Smoky Mountain Fountained by some guy she met at the brewery. As if!
See
Random Words:
1.
By Hideuki Kikuchi. An anime starring D, a dhampire/dhampile who hunts vampires for a living. Apparantly his left hand can talk.
D orig..
1.
Meaning to use excessive/dangerous force in getting a job done. Usually used when too lazy to do the job right.
Instead of going to fi..
